Born and raised in Charlotte. Disappointed by the vote, but this is the South and our idiots are Evangelical.

Have Andre Miller and Adam Sandler's black twin brother ever been seen in the same room together?

Jorts are important.

Cotto is good to go as long as he has his crew of Hispanic Ron Burgundies in his corner

And people said her yellow belt would never come in handy

Yeah I started out grifting in second grade, too.

I heard tell there's gold in Saskatoon!

Then just send it in again with the resume attached, the worst thing that could happen is they trash that too

Sucks when Scott Vonn Pelt does it

Don't underestimate abortions, now

Tom Chambers just dunked on my beliefs

No Mormon can dunk like that

Go back to France dickweed.

Would anyone be surprised if the guy who played Angus in the movie "Angus" turned out to somehow be involved in the Bobby Petrino scandal?

I just killed a spider with my pee. Good night, all.

now I can't stop picturing Blake Griffin making that expression right before he jumps off a diving board

just tried a 5th Avenue bar for the first time...not bad

Does anyone else think Brittney Griner is a total "butterpenisandhugetesticles"?

or "IluvSLong"

Any episode with "Norm" in the title is guaranteed to be a smash hit in my book. I was but a whelp in the 80's so I missed the Cheers boat growing up, but I started watching it recently and it's a legitimately hilarious show...considering changing my name to vintage_woody_harrelson.