I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…

This is the perfect “kids today” moment, because kids today can see nudity with device in their pocket without any of the effort that old people like me had to go through.

Seeing Sub Zero ripping out a spine is perfectly ok but God forbid a nipple is shown. Fuck do we have shit ass backwards.

Imagine if Free Cell or Minesweeper worked by the same principle.

You could make people learn anything when you get enough naked skin shown as a reward.

Learning to play mahjong just to see animated nips, those were the days

The coffee sip is actually one of my taunts. Took me from an S to SS on my combo.

I know they’re worried about legal ramifications, but at some point I think Valve just needs to come out and say:

Put this review in the Smithsonian, because it's an absolute treasure. 

They’ve spent 18 months trying to teach me to floss. It hasn’t happened yet, but I’ll keep trying for another millennia.

I know it is a small sample size, but I work in a grade school where the past year and a half has been heavily dominated by Fortnite talk. I don’t think there is a kid in my school who hasn’t played it and subsequently wouldn’t stop talking to me about it when they found out I had played it (sparingly). Well I am…

Maybe the Anthem was inside us all along! 

How dare those entitled gamers, wanting to have fun while playing a game!?!

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

I remember an E3 event a few years ago where Reggie was sitting a few rows away from me, just playing 3DS like the rest of us schlubs.

I’ll probably get buried under the comments here, but I like telling people about the time I was personally most afraid in a game because I wasn’t even playing a horror game.

I distinctly remember the mom vomiting insects on me in VR and then saying, “Okay, that’s enough of this game tonight.”

I played it VR first and it was by far the most terrifying experience I’ve had. I think it kind of dulled my fear of all other games because of it. Even moving forward was terrifying cause I felt like I was there!

Playing RE7 in VR was a whole new level of anxiety for me and that was having beaten the game already the regular way. I wish I had played it in VR first. It would have been the most terrifying gaming experience of my life.

That, my friend, is when He carried you.