paramortalics
paramortalics
paramortalics

no one is asking for GTA-style missions in a game about super-cops

Like you say that, but moving around in Spider-Man was incredible. I wound up doing hours of inane side quests and collectables because of it. But Spider-Man’s narrative focussed missions were its best, whether it was stealthing in a cool environment,

The first time I played this game was in a Gamescom demo in 2014. At that point, the cloud-enabled destructibility was also planned for the single-player.

it kept blocking me from using the word “pterosaur”, a word that I have trouble finding an offensive context for.”

I think it’s more of a joke to him than anything else. 

Jeez, remind me to never EVER read the comments on Kotaku again please.

These articles always remind me that Felix personally murdered the childhood pet of everyone who comments on Kotaku lmao 

Why?only because you don't like him? really?

Thank you for the post. 

Daily post that I’m incredibly excited for Respawn that this game is a hit. I’m not a fan myself (I don’t like BR-style games), but they deserve everything, including articles about the game needing a “you’re welcome” button.

if fortnite can give us a way to thank the bus driver, respawn can find a way for us to be polite to each other.

I could also really use a “sorry I fucked up” button.

I love using the Bible against religious bigots.

Yes, but did he mean that only cheese makers were blessed or any manufacturers of dairy products. Asking for a friend.

I think it’s more about the promotion they get for being attached to him that’s the issue than that he goes there. And the danger I see is, let’s say I’m a big Chris Pratt fan , and I also happen to be gay/bi/trans/whatever; I go into the church thinking they’ll accept me, or not caring whether or not they do b/c

This reminds me of my absolute favorite story from the life of Jesus: Jesus and the Centurion. For those not familiar, Jesus, after giving his Sermon on the Mount, was approached by a Centurion or a delegation on his behalf (the account varies depending on which gospel you read), who pleaded with Jesus to heal a

Oh yeah, Paul’s 69th Letter to the Corinthians.

Jesus gon’ git ya now

Probably a good thing an Australian Spider-Man never came to be. Anything mutated by an Australian radioactive spider would probably be extra deadly and prone to wanting everything dead.

You call that a web?

I guess we’re only allowed one Spider-Person being turned into dust per year.