True story: I accidentally pulled out my first IUD when one slightly-drunk night, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed one of my long brown head hairs coming out of my vag. I pulled, and after a second of excruciating pain and a sudden terrible realization, I was holding my IUD by a clump of hair wrapped around its…

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

I really like that ending quite a bit more than this one. I think she should get a do over.

Got it. Don’t have kids to save a marriage. Don’t go on a cruise to save a relationship.

Someone who works for a major cruiseline told me this happens on a semi-regular basis: wife/girlfriend disappears at sea, then the FBI/authorities board and pull the man (almost always, man) off the boat when the vessel docks. Horrifying.

This is creepy for all the obvious reasons, but also because I once wrote almost exactly the same scenario in a short story. Except in my version, he lost his footing trying to get her over the balcony and went falling to his own death.

The moral of the story? Don’t go on a cruise if your relationship is in trouble. Nothing like being stuck together on a floating prison, unable to get away from each other that will not help the situation. Also, don’t date assholes.

SUCH great writing & acting and the jokes they came up with were wacky as hell and never got stale.
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Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?

Sex with Lucas was so good WE NAMED IT!

I loved the scene when they’re at a drugstore buying necessities for a cruise when they start a conversation about perhaps buying condoms, but without actually using the word “condom.” This, of course, confuses the shit out of Rose.

Ugh, and why don’t gay men just date women, amiright? They could probably avoid homophobia if they’d just chill with the gay stuff.

And Black folk can say the same thing to Rachel Dolezal. But it’s not exactly about anyone or anything but the fact that her brain tells her she’s a woman. She was just born in the wrong body. I’m assuming “Stay on your own side” is a joke but still, she should suffer for the sake of being P.C? I really feel for Trans…

I’m afrayed not.

The fuck out of here with this mess.

1st of all, this is ugly and I hope it doesn’t become a “thing”.
2nd of all, someone who is not me (I have like two pairs of jeans, I’m not putting them in a blender) needs to try these steps and see how they work.
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A hospital nurse who examined the girl two days after their encounter testified that the girl had redness in her vagina that could be consistent with an assault, but could also be the result of non-sexual irritation. Considering Owen Labrie denied any sexual penetration with her at all, despite his semen being found…