Dang, that does suck. Maybe make a day-off date with yourself and wear it then? Even just to go shopping? Or put it on the minute you shut the office door behind you, to brighten the ride home? Any humble pretext will do, say I...

That is damn cute. I'm gonna have to see if it ships from within Canada, so I don't have to spend a bloody fortune just to get one lippie sent here.

I'm still looking for a bubblegum pink that doesn't wash me out. (My skintone is NC20 or thereabouts. I'm a brown-eyed redhead.)

Know what I want? A red lipstick with a heart-shaped bullet, exactly like the one popping out of that mailbox in the illo. Get on it, cosmetics manufacturers!

Exactly. How did you know???

All of a sudden, I don't feel so bad about my lipstick addiction. Or the fact that I have about a kajillion versions of the same color, in every color that I can wear, plus a few I can't. Come sit by me...

Lots of hairspray and teasing, plus some rollers.

Oh, what weird synchronicity. I just ordered a couple of dark-burgundy/brownish lipsticks from an Etsy seller. The same one also had a pitch-black one. I could kick myself now for not ordering that one, too, but we'll see how it goes with the two I did get. If they're thick and long-lasting enough, I might just get…

Note to self: Try weird-colored lips with winged eyes. No, you are NOT too old for this, and never will be.

If you have a good dark lip pencil (MAC makes a couple of them, or did last time I looked), try lining and filling in your lips with that before putting your lipstick and/or gloss over top. It helps the color adhere to spots where it would normally slide away. (Or at least it fills in those spots better so that if the…

Dang. Back to the ol' thermal longjohns drawing board...

Where does one find them? And do they come in a high-waisted style?

Canadian with Raynaud-like symptoms here (not diagnosed, so can't say for sure if I have it or not). Let's just say that I've learned why cashmere, alpaca, etc. are all so prized — they weigh next to nothing, but are wonderfully warm (and un-sweaty, yay!). Now, if only they didn't cost so damn much...

Just try something simple, like "Hey, want to discuss this some more over coffee sometime?" Don't drone on; listen as much as you talk. And be genuinely interested in what the other person has to say. If you find you're not, or they're not, that's your cue to say "Well, nice meeting you", and move along. It's not as…

Oh myyyyyy.

Funny how they all pick men's names for their widdle orgs. I'm surprised they don't also have a DICK (Dads Isolating Children Kallously), or some such.

"It's crazy in life, thinking about the people you thought would be there with you, that aren't. People you thought would be there forever, love you forever, and never turn their back on you, and they do."

Sorry your soon-to-be-ex sucks.

WANT!

Oh, me neither. Dude has his moments, though, and this one at least deserved a cover that wasn't like nails on a friggin' blackboard. Still, given the awfulness of what it's a part of, I guess that was to be expected.