My mom is Catholic and once told me that, to paraphrase, if the the only reason you don’t go out and murder, steal, rape, cheat, and commit crime everyday is because you are afraid of going to hell, you are a bad person and you sure as shit do not get religion.
So, I guess God does answer prayers.
I drove past my local Planned Parenthood the other day, and there are two bus stop shelters on both sides of the street in front of the clinic. I noticed that both shelters had ads for one of these shitty crisis pregnancy centers. The ads said something like, “Unsure? Scared? There are ALTERNATIVES.” I want to go back…
I would like to buy Autumn Burke an adult beverage.
“...the right of every woman to get the love and care she deserves while she is facing pregnancy.”
Hey, if anyone who has had an abortion would like to join me in informing Assemblymember Donald P. Wagner why abortion is important to the “you people” he is referring to here is the contact information for his offices!
So by that logic I could go to these people’s churches & even though I’m not a pastor start teaching that jesus was actually an anthropomorphic red elephant & that the world is meat loaf shaped & if they told me to leave I could call them “bullies”. Somehow I think they’d be less okay with that. Jeez, these…
Damn. That was an amazing takedown and worthy of the mic drop.
Courtney did it better.
YES, AND ALSO BEHIND THE FAKE BOOKCASE IS A STAIRCASE THAT LEADS UP TO A TOWER WHERE YOU CAN SURVEY YOUR KINGDOM
A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.
So my parents bought their retirement home from a wealthy, childless gay couple. Y’all, this spot is wall-to-wall party showers. We’re talking minimum 25 square feet in the smallest one with 3 shower heads, and the master bedroom with, no fucking shit, 12 heads total and enough room to comfortably fit at least 10-15…
Mr. Dr. Yoga Nerd MD got really drunk with his friends in like the first month we were dating and texted me something like “I wanna fuck you in high heel black boots”
“I find it particularly ironic...that the anti-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of murder, actual bombs, to spread their pro-life message.”
I ordered my wedding dress from Light In The Box and it fit almost perfectly and looked amazing. The beading was also very intricate... I was super impressed. I think I paid like $250... I was worried it was a hot mess when they delivered it because the box was sooooo small I was like "there is no way the dress I…