“Not at all, because millions of people agree with me.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Chris Cillizza is a right-wing, dark money apologist going way back. No surprises there. He’s absolute scum.

Of course she loves him.. That’s why I am choosing to support the alternative news that she’s still in Washington, D.C. supporting her The Husband right now.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I got through this and my first thought was: “Someone get this kid a go-gurt.”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Before:

Comparing crowds on property that is managed by the NPS is NOT a “shitpost”. Trumplethinskin strikes again.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

NO.

How to watch without cable (or a tv, phone, tablet, computer...):

Lesson of the day: don’t answer questions that haven’t been asked.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Well, I’m not the publisher over there, but I’m sure you’re welcome to take your complaints about the graphics to them. :-)

There are assholes on both sides. Everyone knows that. And that excuses the right’s actions? “They think we’re ignorant, Bible-thumping intolerant hicks, so let’s act like it?”

News flash: cheese is not vegan.

I, for one, welcome Peeghazi and accept it as fact.