i see you're well versed in logical fallacies

I love spanx. But if my peers stared telling me they were non-negotiable, I'd set them on fire because screw that.

Can we talk about spanx? I don't wear them because aint nobody got time for that. But a friend of mine went through a spanx craze, only to abandon them, because she felt that they squished her body fat in such a way that she looked weirdly tube-like. She called it the 'german sausage' effect. And after she pointed…

Uh - this is still a university, right? I mean, they still have classes and assignments and stuff, beyond the time constraints presented by being polished for 15-hour days of recruiting PNMs?

"Ah cool, Tim Burton is back on the market!" said nobody worth knowing, ever

it's ok to start drinking

Sera is explaining to Cassandra exactly what "fisting" is after Cass read about it in the latest Swords and Shields adventure.

Well... Here we go.

That was pretty great. Bonus points for having Jennifer Hale say "pillowy man bosoms".

This is gold.

I come from an ethnic family, with lots of enforced touching, lots of enforced kissing of older people, lots of enforced kisses, and that's why I didn't object when my neighbor, and, on a separate occasion, his son,put their hands all over my private areas before I was even five. All because I was taught I'm supposed…

"I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect."

Yeah my golden retriever and my husky love my peacoat! I think, I mean, they love leaving their light colored hair all over it! It's a fashion statement right? All the ladies will be like, "Wow, he must be so busy loving his two beautiful dogs that he doesn't have time to constantly de-hair his otherwise very nice…

The idea of forced sterilization is horrible.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

"lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses!"

Congrats, but I find it odd that you had to beg for a tubal ligation on your own behalf and it fell on deaf ears. Meanwhile they were secretly handing them out in prison. It's the denial of personal choice, humanity and respect as a person that bugs me about this situation.

I tried so hard to have a tubal ligation when I was young. I was a single mother of two when I was 21, and even though I had a great job and supportive community, I did not want any more children and had nearly died having my youngest, and was paranoid to the point of celibacy due to having become pregnant twice…

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