Then we should fire all religious law makers. Separation of church and state!

I will gladly beat them all away with a bat if you take me with you and the doctor to Ancient Rome, I hear it’s nice this time of year.

The GOP is raising the maternal death rates, just leave my body alone grumpy old man!

I’m gonna use this guide in the opposite sense to annoy the hell out of my father’s girlfriend.
She’s a grade-a know if all though so I’m not sure I can really compete on her level but I’ll give it my all!

Everyone’s gonna be too busy buying everything on Amazon to be bothered with watching shows/movies.

Millennial here: I know the story. I was even in a play of it as a small child.

The only thing I can’t get over having the coconuty taste in is eggs. Literally every thing else tastes fine or even better with coconut oil.

I trained a magicarp to lvl 99

Two summers ago my friend was talking about how she didn’t know how to braid hair. I hadn’t braided my own in years at that point but sat in her backyard and french braided. I’ll equate it to riding a bike, a bit tricky at first, but once you learn it you’ve got it.

I taught my younger brother well. He braids his girlfriends hair all the time right now. He’s ready for fatherhood.

I started pirating games because my older sister was a wild child and had a ton of parties at my parents house. So every single party had me loose my console and massive collection of games. I had two PS2s stolen, a PS3, gameboy color, 2 gameboy advanced, and an xbox360. I didn’t want to buy all the games I lost again…

I kinda of want the tattoo..

razors...ha I switched to dollar shave club. $6 a month for four bladed razors, thank you! I don’t need the fancy built in lotion pads anyway.

Could be a good for dog owners, check the temp of the sidewalk/road so your pets don’t burn their little paws.

Could be a good for dog owners, check the temp of the sidewalk/road so your pets don’t burn their little paws.

When Mascots attack.

The Marlins have fans? Yeah they should pay her medical bills, but they probably don’t want to.

Yes, but a performer that act was part of the game of baseball. Some lawyers are amazing word wizards that could probably make the argument.

All baseball teams (That I know of) have disclaimers on their tickets something along the lines of “Team is not responsible for any injuries you received from anything happening around the game of baseball”
So yeah there’s that little hurtle to get over.

I don’t know what it is about Dark Souls, but that is the only game I’ve gotten into the destructive rage mode.

I had to be vaccinated three or four times. So I got more than necessary. We moved a lot and some various complications.