“Hey, this is Chris Berman, leaving a message for Jemele ‘slavery was actually a good thing is the’ Hill ‘I pick to die on.’ Wait that wasn’t very good. Gimmie a second....Uh...Fuckin’ N-*beep*”

Actually it’s totally hypocritical, because it has nothing to do with any relative morality, just your own personal conditioning. Other cultures don’t have a tradition of dogs as companions, for better or worse (or cats), and they eat them. We don’t, but we eat cows, which Hindus won’t. No better, no worse, just…

Go visit an industrial far and tell me how that is any better than how those dogs are treated. I’ve been to enough to know the only difference is that we hide it all inside of barns.

Sorry, no.

The thing is that most people here in North America don’t give two shits about how the animals they eat are treated. This is about a white man pushing his entirely arbitrary moral standards onto another culture.

It is hypocritical for us to arbitrarily care so much more for dogs in these horrible intensive farming situations, than we do for the pigs and cows and chickens, who feel just as much pain, in farms here at home. That being said, I cannot WAIT to see Game Changers - the movie.

Flowers in the Arctic

Can you tell us more about your high school sports experiences? I’m riveted.

Way to go heading off...you know...other people’s opinions...and shit.

It’s in the Bible

Yes it does. She stays with us two weeks with no problem. Oh, and as soon as she’s had a few glasses of wine, all bets are off. She’s full of shit, as are the majority of people who have gluten “allergies.”

The “hive mind sheep” are making GF products easier to get, so smugness is a small price to pay.

What’s your opinion on people who let their mother-in-law with her made up “gluten allergy” continue to believe what you cook for her is gluten free when it isn’t. Asking for a friend.

True change can only occur from within. Whenever you want to burn down the system and start afresh, best to always elevate the number two guy, because he’s the one that’s been there before. Always sitting there, right next to the current boss, plotting all the ways you’re going to change the system instead of piping…

It just kills you, doesn’t it?

If whether or not you like an artist’s work has anything at all to wanting to see him brough down for sexual harassment or abuse of power, you are MISSING THE POINT.

NFL Network showed a retrospective on that halftime show this week. When the production staff realized it was going to be raining during the halftime show, they broke the news to Prince, figuring he would be upset and want to postpone his performance. His response was, “Can you make it rain harder?”

As you wish.

The sketch could’ve ended with, say, the server interrupting with a strong stance against clear sexual violation, but I’m no comedy writer.

It’s a sketch, not a PSA