To the man’s house who does...

More like Pooperintendent amirite

I think I’ll just stick to Goodreads.

Counterpoints: milk in coffee and cereal is the bomb. Plus, almonds do not lactate, so it’s not really milk.

The real question is, what the fuck is happening with those lip fillers?

All of them.

I’m not nearly forty. I’ve never used a typewriter (may have tapped on one a few times, that’s it), and I definitely know the difference between monospace and proportional width fonts. I’ve created a few fonts of my own back in high school for programming projects.

...wait, what sort of heathen doesn’t use 2 spaces?

Two spaces. Full stop. Notice the two spaces after each period.

Two spaces. Otherwise, logically, there should be more of a pause between words inside a sentence than there is between sentences. Commas, colons, semicolons: all of them are bigger than a period; therefore they have more of a ‘separating’ feel than a period - unless you add a space to the period. Then, sentences are…

Both Blakes are liars. I know for a fact the answer to Blake Lively’s IG deletion is B. Because the lazy Age of Adaline hater is me.

“and I don’t have time to care. That’s why I’ve kind of moved on.”

I think the real question is, ‘Does Blake Shelton think?’ And the answer to that one is, ‘no.’

Seriously, I don’t care that Shelton exists, so any thinking he allegedly does is irrelevant.

If it was meant for people to know exactly what it meant, it wouldn’t have been so cryptic.”

I am so fuckin sick of that word

I don’t care what the kids are saying. The past tense of “slay” is “slew,” not “slayed,” and the participle is “slain.”

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

LOL sounds like she needs an attitude adjustment. I’m sure there’s a chiro who would charge for that.

I think I speak for all of us when I say who the fuck is telling you to take your baby to a chiropractor? Because that person is not your friend.