THAT is worthy of that golden ticket button thing.

My knowledge is old, as I got my certification in the early 90s, but at that time, you had to get your business license from the vice department, as they automatically assumed you were a prostitute. You had to go in practically covering every inch of skin in order to even be considered for a license. They were, of…

Whereas I go the opposite route: why camp?

Or, you know, killed.

Also my thought.

Needs one more: an —ayden

Cosign.

Meanwhile...

Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.

I have a few pair of the regular ones. They’ve all been moved to the pajama drawer. The waistband on the wicking ones is far superior—wider and stretchier; doesn’t mash or bind. The material is different too. I like them waaaaaay better.

I’m a Jockey Skimmies girl - cooling, moisture wicking. Undersummers are a close second though.

Hey, why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up. It’ll be anarchy!

They’re a game changer. I found them at some artsy fair at a fancy soap booth. Bought one on a lark. Ran to Amazon immediately after. I’ve also seen them at the Container Store. I actually prefer these cos they’re a little softer but still scrubby enough. You can also wash the suds off and let ‘em hang dry. (3M hooks.…

Soap socks!

Soap socks, dude. They’re awesome. Scrubbies and bar soap all in one. I have one in my shower that’s just the little bits of soap. Works like a charm. (I have fancy smelling soaps in others. Helps keep those melty fuckers from disappearing after 2 showers.)

And this trophy woman got in on an Einstein Visa.

Job security.

Love you so much for this perfect analogy.

I adore her with every molecule of my being.

When I had an iron tub, I did this in the winter because no matter how hot the faucet water was, I was still stepping into a luke warm bath. My water heater isn’t big enough for my tub either. I still add pots now and again. I’m also in Houston though so it’s not as necessary in the summer.