Seriously. I basically want the pressure of a firehose.

Beans, amiright?

Untreated mental illness, I presume.

Her perfume should be called “Thirsty.”

I see what you did there.

I was thinking desperation and photoshop.

Exactly. At my house, it came along with the “There are starving kids in ....” speech.

I live in Houston. For me, this article could easily have been shortened to “You can’t.”

I wondered this too. I went to massage school and unless she’s doing Ashiatsu, the feet/genitals thing doesn’t really work. If this were the case, she’d have to have brought her own Ashiatsu rig, as I seriously doubt the Hyatt Regency has a room with the necessary equipment permanently installed.

They like to think they do.

(Also, I love you people.)

I thought celebs verb so mundanely as to simply “walk.” I was under the impression that celebs must strut.

Big supporter (heh) of JH’s flaunting.

Yankee hussy.

I’m old, because those are just random words to me. ;-)

How do I know if I’m flaunting correctly? Must I rely on tabloids to inform me of my flaunting prowess? (If that’s the case, I do not flaunt, as I will never —hopefully— find myself fodder for tabloids.)

Question: why are people always said to be “flaunting” things? She was flaunting her bump. She was flaunting her bikini body. She was flaunting her new look. Are they really flaunting stuff or are they just out living their lives and people are projecting flauntiness?

I feel like the word and concept of “bully” has lost all meaning.

I keep fixating on this. That so many of them are wearing their masks incorrectly.

You are my favourite.
That never even occurred to me! (Which is why I don’t have nice things.)