I got a 500gig hard drive in my last Woot Box of Crap, but don’t have a desktop in which to install it. I feel like a potentially cool piece of crap was slipped into the wrong BoC because I have no concept of appreciation for it.

I’m mostly a texture girl.

Aruuuuuugula is where it’s at.

They have no flavour and are ridiculously expensive. They give me irrational rage.

Because they’re vile in every way. Cosign.

I was with you. Both lyrically and in shock.

Does he smell bad? He looks like he’d smell bad.

See? I’m still learning shit. Very good to know, thanks! Is it weird that I have this urge to make a sign of solidarity or something? And what is that sign; an emoji-fist or something?

My first reaction whenever a republican retires: Hmmm, wonder what dark shit is on the verge of being exposed??

I carried around a Major Depressive Disorder diagnosis for over a decade before a (new) psychiatrist thought to ask about what happened when I wasn’t buried in the Pit of Despair. Uber productive? Creative? Fearless? Sleepless? Moving moving all the time fucking moving? Fucking everything that moves while also moving?…

Same. I though she’d be more of a Type 1 - Rapid Cycler. But maybe that’s just my experience with BPII speaking. I’m just glad Mariah is taking charge of her shit.

I do have a rather dark/irreverent sense of humour anyway, but c’mon—Dr. Beavers. How can I not laugh at that straight out of the gate?! There were shitty parts too, but I came out with really amusing stories, many dildo related. Lost dildos, stuck dildos, nuclear dildos, dildo homework.... I sound like Bubba. Dildo…

I’m thinking POSMF sounds about right. Piece of shit motherfuckers.

I know a lot of NuvaRing babies too. (I don’t know if they’re called NuBabies or RingBabies though.)

I asked for it too, at 36, but my [male] gyno said I was too young and might change my mind and all that bullshit. Joke was on him though, cos turns out I had cervical cancer and got a hysterectomy instead. I see that as a win. Also a win - my gynecological oncologist was named Dr. Beavers.

Psst. Come sit over here. I got you. #regret

Me too. I volunteer as tribute. I will be first to go. Take me!

That woman held her own, from the spry jump to the refusal to give up. I love her.

Part of the lip thing for Snooks is that her new teeth are too big for her mouth.

I find Snooki’s and J-Woww’s new faces unsettling.