Every time I watch a home improvement show and the homeowners say “ooooooh, a rainfall shower head,” my brain breaks a little. Rainfall showerheads are one of those things that are better in theory than in practice. I don’t like the lack of water pressure. I don’t like the angle of rainfall showerheads. Give me…

Counterpoint: rainfall shower heads are awful and don’t have enough pressure to adequately get the shampoo out of my thick-ish hair.

Well, yeah, but you want to make sure they’re warm first. Cold acid-spiders are the fucking worst.

Anyone who does not turn the water on and get the temperature set to desired level (scolding in my case) and also possibly check for spiders or acid prior to getting in the shower is an absolute lunatic!

Better yet, get one with a handheld head so you can actually clean the chipped, stained tub more efficiently.

Wait... I turn the water on before I step into the bathtub, to make sure it’s water and not acid or tiny spiders. Is that not how everybody showers?

So Donald Trump Jr is creating a second generation of neurotic entitle rich assholes with abandonment issues who will never please their father. He has learned well from his father.

But bigoted, hateful school admin are still going to punish who they want... having a dress code that they are held to would protect students from completely arbitrary punishment (that is, even worse than the current situation).

Agador FU’EVAH!

hank azaria’s response to the controversy:

Vapidity and need for approval.

Hopefully, her people are thinking outside of the box with this.

No one would notice if you never reported on these people again. Try it for 30 days.

It’s not any extra work, but it sends a message to the kids that they don’t have to do anything they don’t want to, because they can just pout or throw a tantrum and someone will cater to their whims.

Are parents today really so cowed by their children that they prepare special meals for them? My mother served one meal for the whole family. If you didn’t want to eat it, you were welcome to go hungry.

I like candy.

The American police exist solely to cater to white bodies, fears, tears and paranoid hallucinations. Why would the cops make this trip out over a complaint of leisurely golfers? Where is the crime here that the police upon getting this call deemed it necessary to spend tax payer dollars investigating? Counties need to…

“Lee once again started moaning, and allegedly moved so her feet touched his genitals.”

yet there was no concern that it would cause real virgins?