THIS. I hope this mindset shifts more significantly. I was raised you grow up, go to college, get married. I tried that. It didn’t work out. I got married faster than I would have because my family frowned upon cohabitation. Screw that. We are raised to think marriage is some sort of end goal/accomplishment. It really…

Juliette Lewis is still a $cientologist, so nay

I really believed your story ‘til I got to the bridemaids dress part.

Being married is hard.

Babies are cute.

Thirst does not age well.

The end.

I like your style.

Is Ms. Ross! She probably had someone remove all the thorns individually before she would dare step into their midst!

He is not in ‘Bible Man’ mode anymore. He is now a captian on boat cruises

White-hot chainsaw spear? We can be adaptable.

“Lesbian shitasses?”

For the Father tells us, it is better for women and the sons of Ham to perish in a lake of fire than attempt the Blessed Do-Over; and for those who are female, children, or of the dusky skin, their punishment for refusing the sexual overtures of men shall be to perish, or labor in the Trump administration.

In the 90's, One of my friends worked on a Christian TV show with him, and IIRC, he wouldn’t ever speak about Baio or Charles in Charge, but was happy to answer any questions about Eight is Enough and had only the nicest things to say about his costars At the time, my friend thought Ames was probably just jealous, and…

This comment and your name.

ah yes, from the Book of Mulligan.

there’s precisely zero chance that Willy Ames doesn’t know something. Too bad there’s nothing in The Christian Book of Yay Fetuses / Boo Homos about not lying or protecting the innocent.

Ms Diana Ross still brings it hard! She is stunning! 

Blame Canada!

I hate everything. I want to reboot, please.

I eagerly await the Shaggy defense on this one.

Americans eating laundry detergent on purpose kind of solidified that fact.

Omarosa pushes through: “I was haunted by tweets every single day,” she says, to which I say, yes, same, and it has been Hell.