You would think that because she’s so demanding that she would want the loft bed and the desk and order the loft/desk moved near the window and have the other two fend for themselves.

No way. Bitch doesn’t know what the difference between a bunk bed and a loft bed. I’ll drink all of her clearly-marked Naked juice on the basis of that alone.

Lived in a triple once. It lead to one of my room mates disappearing and me and my other room mate being questioned by the police. Turned out she was hiding at a friend’s house, but I still remember coming back to my dorm room after reporting her missing (it had been a day) and finding her mother sitting on her bed,…

I’m sorry but this must be said:

The UCs have turned a lot of (supposed to be) doubles into triples. Nothing good can come from living in a triple.

as someone who believes strongly that horses wearing panties is against god’s will in the first place, I welcome this

“You are you.”

I don’t even own an iPhone and I hate you.

Is that the Prison Guard from Orange is the New Black?

This.

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

It’s a goddamn disgrace to the good name of Fiona Apple’s debut album.

I read the books because everyone was talking about it. Either raving about it or hating on it. I wasn't gonna sit that trend out. The housekeeper was hands down my favorite character. I needed more backstory on her. Like was he paying for her kids private education? What did her benefits look like? Did she ever…

There are free downloadable BDSM novels that are better written than the 50 Shades series. How that book got legs will be an ever-present mystery to me.

Laurie Hernandez’s ability to hit those high kicks, damn, and grinning the whole time. I’m sure there’s some technical aspect that she’s still learning but she looked indistinguishable from the female pros to me. How can one tiny human contain so much charm?

I am so ready for the skinny trend to be over, and to take everyone who’s chirped “anyone can wear skinny jeans! You just have to find the right pair!” with it.

Titspace is an awesome way of phrasing it.

Given that runway models are notoriously tall, that makes as much sense as Lane Bryants models being a size 8.

Abandon all hope ye who dareth to have boobs.

My problem with NYDJ is that there’s so much lycra in them that they get bigger and bigger during the course of the day. By evening, I’m pulling them up.