Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

dude, the information is out there. alexis had a fluid and complicated gender identity and their doting family wouldn’t be blatantly insulting them by midgendering the obituary.

My boobs are so big, I wear a toddler size 2T suit just to keep them up! That’s how it works, right?

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

Except it does not make your legs look longer. It makes your hips look bigger and your legs look like they were attached to your body incorrectly.

oh man

“Too busy sunning her vag?” wat

Coffee just went out my nose, so thank you for that image.

I just want to thank you for this. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Excellent.

I would choose the nearest shark.

No lie, she’s making the exact face I (feel like I) make when I forget that I’ve already taken my dose of Adderall and take an extra one like the dummy I am.

Hello Apple employee!! Please explain how I wont lose on or more of the air buds within two days?

We are Charlie Brown and Yoko is the football

It’s almost worse than the free U2 album.

Right?? Alan Cumming is right it’s just more garbage for the Earth. THIS IS SO DUMB

Please stop throwing Yoko at us. It's mean-spirited - like pretending to throw a ball for your dog then hiding it behind your back while the dog goes running after......nothing

Neko Case is a goddamn legend.