I’m sorry, was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Well, live and learn.

God Damn this world is going downhill fast.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

My biggest problem is that I am a disorganized mess, and lose all the little notes I write myself.

Parents are basically being “asked”, the way Vito and Snake from the local protection racket “ask” you for protection money, to supply the classroom itself with a year’s worth of stuff. If they don’t do it and the teachers don’t buy it themselves and eat Ramen for nine months, the classroom goes without things like…

It has to be tied in somehow; if I write down a grocery list I remember everything on it and don’t need to look at it while I’m in the store.

“If I look out at at my classroom virtually none of them are using a notebook.”

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

Commas are your friends.

Counterpoint: is the perfect place to stop for InNOut between Vegas and LA/SoCal

Victorville is a shithole. Was there for work last week and had to cut short filling my gas tank because I felt my personal safety was at risk at the station. It’s in the high desert where there’s lots of land and space to do whatever the fuck you want without people knowing. I know situations like this exist but it…

This is probably before your time. It’s a one-hit wonder called “Cars,” by Gary Numan.

When you make such claims you better back them up.

You’re not engaging with arguments made.

Want to bring that mentality to men accused of rape? Didn’t think so.

This isn’t just “my universe” it is “your universe” too.

Thank God you woke up this morning and rushed to Jezebel so you could deliver this hot take. You sound like a very rational and well adjusted individual and I for one hope you can give us more of this level of fine insight. Thank you. Thank you. I am literally standing and clapping in front of my monitor. People in my…

Well I agree with you in that I don’t think Amy Schumer is always a shining beacon of feminism but why call her a hack? She is obviously talented, funny and incredibly charismatic and has done a lot of things right to be where she is now. If it is a discussion you seek, starting it off with such a petty statement is…

You came into a thread talking about how Amy Schemer handles hecklers well, and started saying she sucks as a comic and hey Maria Bamford. This isn’t an “argument” that people want to engage with you in, because its completely out of left field, it’s a dumb argument because all it is is opinions and of course we’re…