I see your pups, and raise you a labra-goldendoodle!

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Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

You’re wrong. It’s clearly a Beyhound.

You haven’t lived until you receive a police escort (off a subway train)

Good to know. Like there isn't stigma enough. Seriously fuck her and her wanting to be famous. I blame the Kardasians.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

“Other than the serial killing, Steve is a really good guy!”

I understand the whole Domestic Violence situation from previous with Rhianna and the subsequent behavior thereafter.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

Coherent and curious, yet lacking utterly in self-awareness or self-reflection.

Yes, yes you are.

The two of them drive me a lil bananas. They seem to think they’re wildly inventive and clever and original but when they open their mouths all I hear is Scientology being vomited.

get off my lawn, kids!

This is the way the world ends

She is the worst! She wrought the Kardashian menace on us all.

At long last: RIP, Burning Man.