THIS. Holy shit, she is a baby.

Chessie FTW. My thoughts exactly.

I gasped. I forget that 15 is still a child. I’m trying to picture a girl TWO YEARS YOUNGER than this girl, being grilled on the stand by the defense.

God. She’s so young.

Can't eat just one and all that... ;) Plus you have to buy for your spouse and yourself and really it's just part of the monthly budget honey ahem I mean... Good for you.

Three dicks or shirts? Because if you're stopping at three more for the rest of us...

Because American politicians are greedy, corrupt cunts

I think a strong argument could be made for an “I’m the Oprah of dickage” shirt, too.

Yes. He’s a dolphin.

The dead files chick is a literal actor whose IMDb was scrubbed just prior to doing the show. Other sites go further into debunking her “gift”. To me she’s the most obvious fake of them all besides this guy- anyone who talks about demonic forces with a straight face loses me immediately.

Showing this comment to my mom. She loves her and wants to fork out $150 (!!!!) to see her live. “Maybe your grandpa will say he’s finally proud of me.” No, bitch. He’s probably up in heaven (or hell) complaining about how much Obama is ruining this country because he wants gays to get married.

Go on...

It seems as if Jez has a new full time troll here

95% of why I choose a place is the food. The other 5% is whether I will actually be able to hear the people I’m with and not be shoved into someone’s armpit. Very few things matter to me less than “atmosphere.”

Go on.

I’d be willing to bet several hundred dollars this guy is some kind of sexually deranged pervert based on how blithely and willingly he shows leniency to the defendants in such cases.

But only bear arms.