See also: Texas, North Dakota, a dozen other states. Pass blatantly unconstitutional laws knowing you’ll lose, but stick it to women for several years while it’s being appealed and rack up tons of legal fees for your reactionary buddies in the AG’s office and contract law firms.

Why the fuck you Ryannnnn? Why you always Ryannnn? MMmmmohmygod, STOP FUCKING RYANNN!

Ryan Lochte, why you fucking lyin’? Oh my god....

(Love that video and the gifs it spawned).

As a twin I just want to say that I totally get this. You get to celebrate your Olympics with your best friend in the world who is also your sister who is also the person you’re closest to.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité, JK.

Or his lawyer’s.

Everyone is lying here.

I’m sure that was his mom’s doing.

I’m actually kind of impressed that Lochte had the foresight to skip town before everything went south.

The “social media buzz” is the CC’s Bullshit reason why they haven’t fired Trevor Noah yet (who has turned the Daily Show into a Garbage fire. This should be their time to shine right now (with the mess of all Cable Shows right now with the Trump Surrogates, I mean look how many posts this site has on it each day) So…

To mangle a quote of Larry’s:

I have not, but I am intrigued. Most of my work has been focused on Chick Tracts.

Bobby wrote a post about Fixer Upper on July 29.

Everything she does seems to be used for her publicity so you’ll have to excuse me.

3) They get in a HUUUUGE fight about halfway through the year that ends their friendship and any future rooming possibilities. They are then stuck with that design scheme for the next few years of dorm living (depending on their college’s requirements).

They are asking for it with that white fur carpet. I give it 48 hours, tops.

Now that’s the Instagram photo I want to see. Need to see, even.

i clicked through to the instagram there and sort of fell down a weird white-girl-in-the-south cave of predictable posts. also a lot of big hair

I know, right?