I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

Jon snow winked and now I'm pregnant

yes, we can only hope.

Emilia Clarke slipping as she comes in the door is me in heels at every professional function.

No. They’ll report on it, but it will be through more comedic Instagram posts from athletes, and a 5 minute aside from Bob Costas, who we hope won’t contract pink eye again.

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

I’ll take ten!

Is it just me, or does everyone think all cups of Keurig-produced coffee taste plastic-y?

Because my television watching habits can attest some sort of latent sense of self-loathing, and because my self-esteem is lower than I normally care to admit, I will watch this. I will tell myself that I am doing so ironically, but you will all know the truth.

Real talk? She has good upper-lip technique. He could do a little more work.

This is kiddie stuff compared to the sound that Auntie Angel makes during her grapefruit fellatio tutorial (available on YouTube, but maybe not after you’ve eaten). You will NEVER be able to unhear that. Ever.

Girl, I will let any basic ass motherfucker climb into me if they agree to keep quiet and grunt. Most simply cannot. It's like they think everyone cares that they read Ayn Rand and see human relationships as a "hunt". Like no girl, no.

GET OUT.

sold!

One step closer to Ow! My Balls!

The beard just distracts from the dead soulless eyes.

I posted a WHOLE bunch of stuff in response to the OP that I hope gets read since I’m eternally grey. Tell your daughter there are super awesome black companies that are cruelty free and better than Jeffree’s. His continued use of the phrase Tranny should be enough for us to check him.

If I could cut celery to make it taste like bacon I’d be a billionaire.

2 years ago, I watched that clip about 20 times.

Right!? I could’ve helped these movie people by tellin them to avoid this franchise because the 3Rd book veers off into bonkers land and sucked.