New theory: Yoko gets Chinese take out every night and just tweets us her fortune.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

YES! I couldn’t put my finger on why her face skeeves me out and this is it. Thank you thank you thank you. Now if i could just smack that smarmy expression she is always wearing off of her face, I could breathe even easier ;)

That’s the Mormon Belt for ya.

...editor?

I’m guessing it will be a four-book trilogy. :)

Being blind doesn’t make you less of an asshole.

He didn’t violate the law because this whole thing is a fiction.

I never thought that I would value anything LaToya ever did or said. I was wrong.

Very topical.

So many publicists are scrambling right now screaming Abort Abort. While Taylor is probably all:

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

I’m so sorry that you felt that way this morning (or at all). We’re already being constantly told we’re not enough, and then someone does something heinous like this. It’s not fair.

I don’t know why it hadn’t bothered me before, knowing everyone has a camera with them at all times should have been enough to keep me from disrobing in a public setting. Lucky for me, I only live 5 minutes from my gym so I can run home and shower before heading to work.

This has impacted me way more than I thought it would. I already felt self concious in the locker room and in life and now it just confirms my greatest fear. I like kind of had a melt down when I was getting dressed this morning based on this (and just a shitty self esteem week in general). Mockery of people's looks…

Also she say Taylor helped with the lyrics of famous but interestingly I don’t see Nils Sjoberg credited as a writer on the track...