“we” are nothing. I have an opinion.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

you didn’t ask me but DANIELA SILIVAS FOREVER! <3

Man, seeing this article gave me goosebumps. This is my BIGGEST issue in life, as I almost got fired at my previous job for oversleeping by a couple of hours (yeah, really bad) not once, but THREE times.

That sounds insane, but at this point I wouldn’t put anything past her. She’s not retiring after these games either!

It’s insane. It defies everything I know about aging, and physics; she has a son who is 17! It’s the equivalent of an octogenarian playing in the NBA. Good to hear she’s training with Bogie; I hadn’t heard that, but I did see some recent training videos, and Oksana looks VERY fit; training all four events. It’s just…

Oh man, how does one choose? Silivas, Dobre, Boginskaya, Chuchunova, Gutsu, Szabo, Amanar, Milosovici, Miller, Dawes, Onodi, Dudnik, Garrison, Eberle, Yurchenko, Yanhong, obviously Comaneci... Being Canadian I will also add Stella Umeh, though she was never in the same class tbh.

I still miss the days of the compulsories and teams with 7 athletes

We danced to Only The Good Die Young... it’s kind of subversive in that funny sort of way, made better by the fact that wife is an ex-Catholic. Plus, it’s not a slow song.

Is that weird? I had one for a long time, but then I moved somewhere with really clean water and pipes so I didn't need it anymore.

This post comes from a place of love and if you don’t get it:

He is disgusting.

We kept joking that we were going to do “Run to the Hills” by Iron Maiden, but that probably doesn’t help you.

I actually didn’t do a first dance at all, much to my mother’s dismay, as dancing in front of people is like a waking nightmare for me. I also didn’t do a bouquet toss, garter thing, or parent dances. Everyone pretty much just got wasted and had fun and the photographers had a hard time not making it look like my…

Don’t go to the wedding. Seriously.

Also, can we just ban creepy father-daughter songs? All that “daddy’s little girl” stuff makes me want to vomit up my cake. A friend danced to “I loved her first” by Heartland with her dad, and I started tasting bile. Lyrics include:

JACK JOHNSON FOREVER! NO BANANA PANCAKES FOR YOU BOBBY!! >:O

I’m never getting married, but if I did I think our first dance would be to 3 minutes of white noise with ghost-like voices chirping every once in a while.

My sister’s first dance at her first wedding was Elton John’s “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” and I die laughing inside every time I think about it.

We had a jazz quartet play an instrumental version of “La Vie En Rose.”

I regret nothing.