England would suggest otherwise given all the people who have died on account of the IRA. Just sayin’. And if you were being sarcastic, sorry I missed it!

You know the toilet in Trainspotting? That’s what he is.

So, here’s your chance to show off your hidden gem of a white t-shirt that’s comfortable and long-lasting (and won’t set you back the cost of a monthly Metrocard).

So, here’s your chance to show off your hidden gem of a white t-shirt that’s comfortable and long-lasting (and won’t…

Righteous rocking, sir! Now I’m waiting on an octogenarian woman’s rendition of My Neck, My Back.

It’s literally in the legal definition.

As someone who has been raped, go fuck yourself with a hard and sharp object, you disgusting piece of shit. You are the only thing that is disgusting to victims.

As a rape victim, you can spare us the righteous indignation. You clearly don’t understand the concept of rape enough to speak for us.

really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

Read. The. Whole. Post.

I suspect my insurance company uses 90% of my (exorbitant) monthly premium to lobby legislators and fund special interest groups that oppose insurance reform. The remaining 10% is almost all profit, because my high premium/high deductible plan has me paying for virtually all my healthcare.

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Yeah, I can tell you that this is as effective as unicorn jizz at repelling mosquitos

Nailed it.

Nah I actually enjoy kids! Just, you know, in mild doses. Everything in moderation, and all that.

I hope I don’t cut myself on your edge, buddy.

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

I read so much about having kids, and the more and more I read about it, the less and less I ever want kids. But then I think “holy crap Zukka, what the hell is wrong with you, do you want be to that crazy old bachelor who ends up living on the top of a mountain alone?!” and then I think “maybe I should have kids- I’d…

Was this close to making a truly horrible comment, but I’ll just tone it down to this: babies, kids, children, teens, et al are awful and have no place in a decent society.

Listen, I appreciate the sentiment here, but parents treat you differently once they have kids and you don’t.
It’s the way of things. Their new family is at the apex of their concerns.
You have a simulacrum of your previous relationship; it’s not lost, entirely, but it will never be what it was.
You can’t have it all.…