Riuniti on ice, that’s nice!

Wow. That’s a lotta look there, Red Pants.

I assume it’s SixNine.

I mean, I assume I am older than a lot of commenters but I also laugh every time I hear the word “balls” so I think things balance out eventually.

I mean, yeah, my cancer was a “virus + toxins = cancer” thing. The virus was HPV and the toxins here the little bastard cells the virus released that morphed into cancer. Know what got rid of it? Actual medical treatment. Fucking science, goddammit.

I’m a cookie cake with extra icing kind of gal. And you can have them draw fun, inappropriate things (if you get the right person) with the frosting.

Nah, he’s a “chomo” in the prison system. Child molesters get put into ad seg/solitary because in gen-pop, they get... well, they get killed.

I grew up close to Perris. While this is incomprehensible, I wasn’t surprised when the city was mentioned. Lots of meth. LOTS.

All I can think of:

With a hot cactus.

Cosign. I found these clips cruel and humiliating. Was kinda surprised none of the contestants went aggro.

Ugh. I’m sorry. I donated $20 when I went a few years ago because I had it to spare. The person taking the money was perfectly pleasant to me, as are most people I interact with. I don’t see the point in being an asshole. Flies with honey and all that.

Seriously. They’re going all Black Hole Sun.

I wonder if the cashiers get chewed out if they don’t take in X dollars during their shifts, and that’s partly why they’re so salty at people who don’t slap a kidney and their first born down to get in.

You wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn how to fly.

In favour! Aye aye aye!!

Officially incorporating shut your butt mouth into my everyday speech. I have a feeling I’m going to need it a lot when the family comes for xmas and starts talking politics.

I’m the treadmill’s bitch. I can go 2 hours on that thing and not be sick of it. (I read while on it, so....)

The steam room at my old gym was thankfully never filled with nekkid folk. It was in the pool area so people just hopped out of the pool and into the sauna or steam room, myself included.