Don’t believe it. She’s just trying to detract from the fact that she’s a Taltos.

Put them side by side on a runway and you’ll be able to tell the difference. Gigi doesn’t seem to know how feet work.

Aaaaand, now all sorts of box puns are running through my brain and my coworkers keep asking me what’s so funny. :-)

My mom knew she could buy hours of quiet time by turning on the hose for a while and making us a big ole mud pit. Simple pleasures, man.

You. I like you. I like you a lot. You are my people.

Bronzer, perhaps.

I’m on board with this. Kids need to know the word “No” and understand that they are not the fucking bosses.

10-years-ago-me would.

My thought too. When do kids really feel unwelcome anywhere? The kids who are probably supposed to be using this darkened death trap probably aren’t self-aware enough to understand that they might NOT be welcome somewhere. Why do we need to make them feel MORE welcome?

Kiddie-Katamari

Getting it right would be focusing the entire series on SOOKIE RUNNING THE VEGETABLE CULT.

I thought when they said her name, she was coming in as a pro. The girl auditioned for So You Think You Can Dance and was brought onto Glee partially because of her dance prowess.

Exactly. When I saw this story, this was my first thought:

But..... can he still enjoy a steak?!

(I wondered if anyone would get it. Whew!)

Holy shit, Nicole Kidman is a Taltos.

The amount of pure hatred I have for him is overwhelming.

She looks like a blond version of South Park’s Caitlyn Jenner to me. Buckle up, Buckaroos.

Shhh. Don’t tell Claire.