Um, we need stories please.

How about that bear do us all a favour and go eat Kanye? Go eat him, Bear. Put him out of our misery.

Cosign. Please let me in. Please?

I never thought I would miss George W. Bush. Ever. Or that he would ever sound eloquent by comparison.

Did this at DSW recently as well. “ohh, those are cu—Ivanka, nope. Not that cute.”

Literally just snorted.

Hershey’s, shitty American chocolate company, has US licensing rights to make Cadbury here in the US, but uses different and crappier recipes. Hershey sued to keep delicious original Cadbury from being able to import its chocolate into America because people could taste the difference and wanted the original and they…

No, this has Tina Knowles written aaaaaaaaaall over it. In tacky glitter glue.

As I was driving home yesterday, screaming at the radio (NPR) and every single car that wasn’t driving to my particular liking at the time, I realised I need a break. I’m thisclose to stabbing everyone in the face and setting the world on fire.

Adopt all of us? :)

No, go with all the real suggestions from everyone. And thank you for standing with us.

Oh, I also wanted to add: I lived in southern California for 25 years. I’m in Texas now which has a whole other set of its own issues for sure. However, moving out of CA was an amazing experience. I was in Texas three years before I thought to even look up the price of the condo I was renting to see if I could…

I grew up very near there and had a lot of friends in YL so I was there a lot. Can confirm. When I was young, the Mexican immigrants were called far worse things. Beaners (I hate that so much), wetbacks (again, hate), garden-truck-mexicans (wtfeven?!). “Vato” was common in friendly circles. (I was “Guerrita” to…

I think that guy’s child porn charges have pulled him out of photo-op contention.

Lemme fix that for you:

That last part is the most maddening for me. I want to slap each and every one of them.

I don’t get why they don’t pin them to the wall with “Yes or no, asshole. Answer the fucking question.”

This thissity this this this.

And it was fascinating and terrifying and enraging and other -ings that are not good.

I’ve always been the blue sheep of the family so it’s a position I’m comfortable with. My dad isn’t religious (thank goodness!) but the money thing is spot on. He drank the Fox News koolaid a long time ago, like most white, affluent Boomers have (in my experience with them), and I think he may be afraid of being…