I miss real teeth.

We got them in California occasionally. My friends and I always delighted in finding them because they were so fucking insane. He took umbrage with the Washington Monument in one because it’s an obelisk. Obelisks are phallic and “God hates it!”

They only happen in threes because people stop counting at three and start over.

Ter terker der jerrrr

This is perfect.

I can easily see him going toe to toe with Cosby.

Yuuuup. My first thought was “Settle down, Gwyneth.”

She’s confusing “smize” with “squint.”

Nope. My first thought was “inside job.”

And on top of all the other crap happening politically, I’m just kinda... fried.

I kinda wish I hadn’t googled it.

https://usuncut.com/news/montana-father-probation/
Father-daughter.

It was her father. Her father raped her.

This is so perfectly expressed. And I fucking hate that it had to be expressed because it means it happened, it happens, and it keeps happening.

I’m not saying it would be easy. And if allowable, I’d need some pre-gaming substances for sure. However, if I was forced to be sober for the entire thing, and if it meant I too would disappear/die/whatever after, fine. I volunteer as tribute.

Same. As the scenario is laid out here, no. A prettier shitbag is still full of shit.

It was a hard stop. It stung for a bit, but I’m better for it.

Based on just that clip above (as I had to stop watching all Bravo shows for my own well being), it seems like Kellys are cursed on the Housewives shows.

hummmmBUUU’gour

Ston len made me giggle a little.