I’m really glad at least one publicist mentioned the Kris thing. I’m not a huge fan of Kim (and I do believe she was robbed) but I find Kris abhorrent.

The rock is big enough to be recut into more pieces though. And most likely, the kind of people who would steal it know the kind of people who would buy it as is.

Reading this made me want to hug you. (But only after asking first.) xxoo

Nailed it.

I wonder if his fascination with his daughter is because having sex with her is the closest way he could have sex with himself.

I’m simply commenting because I adore your username. :-)

This guy is my fave.

Tamsin!

Yeah, if you just kinda chill with them and talk but keep calm, they learn you aren’t a Big Bad. Even then, sometimes they’ll spook for no reason. Patience and food.

There are catio kits online that you can buy. You can get little pop up catio tents if you want to go to the park. You can also walk to that park with your cat safely enclosed in her screen pram.

Food and patience. That’s what it comes down to. A feral (notched ear, symbol of Trap-Neuter-Release here) was nosing around my house as she could smell the food I feed the resident tomcat who has no interest in being an inside kitty. (Someone dropped him at my door; my cat lady reputation is strong.) She wouldn’t…

Clowns freak me out. They freak me right the fuck out. And yeah, Poltergeist and It are the two giant factors in that, aside from clowns just being freaky as fuck anyway.

I’m actually okay with that being added to our laws. Thou shalt not clown.

Agreed.

I heard the lawyer rumor too. My boss is also a lawyer, drives a porche (which I heard shooter drove), but thankfully, he came in. (I love my boss. Is it weird to really like your boss?) He was at that shopping center with his daughter yesterday.

It is sad. I live in Houston, and my first thought was “Oh, I guess it’s our turn today.”

Let’s be honest: tickling is horrible. We should intentionally assault people who try to tickle us!

Ditto. I’ve never been on the Hadid train (I’m rather ambivalent about ‘em) but watching her defend herself immediately gave me a “Fuck yeah!” feeling.

It was Vitalii Sediuk who has done shit like this to many people. I don’t know why he isn’t in jail or a wheelchair (or both) yet.