I lived with a wanna-be hippie chick my freshman year (1993, shut up) who had no concept of an inside voice and tried to dye her hair plaid. Yes. Plaid. She also got a sports scholarship but then couldn’t compete because she couldn’t score 700 (total) on the SATs. This was before they revamped the SATs to make…

Seriously. She can afford UCLA but not to buy another fucking vowel?

States without medical legality. I live in one and the prices are fucking outrageous.

Goddamn, now I might love you.

I like you. I like you a lot.

(I love button fly too.)

the Twi-Hards are to blame.

Agree. Please keep posting Laurie’s clips because I don’t want to have to trudge through watching this infernal shitshow just to see her.

The whole 2x is 2x the price! bullshit really pisses me off. Is a size 8 paying more than a size 0? No? Then fuck off. That shit made me stop shopping at Old Navy entirely.

Ugh. The dreaded Zipper Boner. I hate it.

YES! Thank you! This was my beef with them as well. I was really happy I got them on a zulily sale instead of full (*cough*ridiculous*cough*) price.

Sorry, couldn’t resist. :)

“Too busy sunning her vag?” Twat

I’m too ADD for a mixed sex threesome. I get all distracted when the genitals switch up on me.

You answered your own question.

Omg, I did this yesterday. And YES.

Think he’ll do the lisp?

I kinda wish. Lack of voicebox and all.

I disagree. There’s a Rule of 8 in the porn industry in the States. Must be able to go 88 minutes without climaxing (average is 14 min, 1/6th of that), live in 818 area code (San Fernando Valley, sometimes called the porn capital of the world). Must be at least 8 inches, hard.

I’ve met a few of these guys and I find it kinda refreshing that men also look at porn and feel inadequate.