That was my first thought too. He brought up his dick size, put it on record. Can’t the prosecution demand proof of this? I mean, it certainly doesn’t negate the rape, but it would be nice to convict him of both rape and an over inflated sense of cock size.

I was in Office Depot this weekend (I can quit anytime I want, okay?!) and it was basically cleaned out. I’ve never seen it so empty. I chatted with the guy as he rung me up and mentioned I’d never seen the store so empty, and he got this dazed look in his eye. “Back to school, man. Wild animals everywhere. Total…

This so much! I retain by writing. In college, to study for tests, I’d rewrite my notes over and over. Even now, if I need to remember something, I’ll take a small sheet of paper and write it over and over.

I just started visibly baby-fish-mouthing at my desk. Hnnnnnnggggggsooooocuuuuuuute.

Don’t bother watching. Knowing it was a stunt, that the woman was acting like a mentally ill, homeless woman infuriated me more than anything. She claimed it was to show how the homeless are marginalized, but she also said in her lame little apology video that all her dreams of being an actress are going down the…

You. I like you. You get it.

She also was acting in such a way people were probably fearing what she’d do if they got close to her to help. She peed on her damn self, fer chrissake. In order to “stay in character” of course.

No, she’s an aspiring actress.

Yissssssssssssssssss

Shirts, for sure. I surpassed three dicks some time ago. ;)

I would buy 3 just for myself.

I’ll out myself as ancient when I say I listened to Loveline when Poorman was the host. Sunday nights, KROQ. Poorman eventually went rather nutty. Seems Drew did too.

I love you.

I burn easily too. I actually think this is a pretty brilliant alternative and would consider wearing one if I were able to establish that I wouldn’t be appropriating or disrespecting Muslim women in the process. I wore track pants to float the river a few years ago and I had to physically hold them up when I got out…

I just thought of something else. Bong water. Omg, the bong water. That rug is so dooooooooomed.

Getting jizz out of that carpet is going to be impossible.

I clicked too, just because from the dorm photo, I smelled pageant all over her. And yup. Pageant.

I find it irritating too. College dorms aren’t supposed to be pretty. They’re supposed to be weird and filled with ephemera collected here and there that gives people an idea of your personality. This room looks like it’s housed by girls who deny that they poop and fart, which means they are also probably annoying.

Yeah, I’m thinking more about sex over drugs. And that their cab driver was probably in on it.

Seriously. Health care is a fucking mafia.