And if those motherfuckers actually had to USE it, it would be “here’s your amazing-everything-is-awesome-forever” insurance. (Except maybe if you’re female. Or have any sort of pigment in your skin. Or gay. Or.... not a rich, white male.)

It is, yes. But companies pulling out of the ACA, high deductibles, and shitty coverage are the new ways to circumnavigate that pre-existing condition thing. It’s a gauntlet of flaming hoops designed to blow up the moment you get close to clearing them. I often think that the system is designed to drive to suicide…

I’ve considered that, but I’m also on 4 daily medications - all generic - and the one month I did have to pay out of pocket for them (over a year ago) rendered me sobbing at the pharmacy counter.

Excellent. So I suspect the only insurance I’ll be able to get next year via the ACA is through FuckYouPayMeYouGetNothing Corp. And since the costs have been doubling every year, I’ll be paying about half my salary for insurance that doesn’t cover a goddamn thing or will be accepted by any reputable doctor. Fantastic.

Exactly. Tori went too big, too quickly. And I suspect didn’t research her surgeons as intently as she should have. Multiple surgeries isn’t fun by any means, but if you don’t have a lot of skin to begin with, best to stretch it out slowly and upgrade to bigger implants in stages.

co-sign.

Ahhh, she got the Tori Spelling.

I’ve been doing that too and they are a lot better. Honestly though, I’ve just gotten really good at tuning out the commentators. I rarely have the sound up very high unless it’s floor anyway for that reason.

Publicity stunt.

I’ll have to try that. I did manage to kill.... something recently only because I didn’t have my glasses on so I couldn’t identify it as crunch or not crunch.

Also in Texas. I’d like to utilize your services as well, as I have a thing about killing bugs that crunch. I can’t stand the noise of it. I can’t do it. I need other people. I pay well.

I just had visions of the centipede on the woman’s face in the first (and better) Willy Wonka movie during the riverboat tunnel ride.

Oohh, another reason I like her so much!

I live in one of them too. I want out like whoa.

So so so right. He makes my eyes roll into the back of my head.

Mmmmmmmm............... I need a moment.

And honestly, Biebs probably shows, not grows. So it’s not like he’s wielding any Dirk Diggler shit.

:-D Dean was just so.... vanilla. And not nearly smart enough. Dean held her back. And um, that pesky wife.

RIGHT? I’m the colour of goddamn mayonnaise and I minored in Spanish. Living in San Diego at the time, I never took for granted that anyone around me may be able to speak any other language, especially Spanish. That wasn’t quite universal though, which worked to my advantage greatly on day trips to Mexico for shopping…