Team Logan.

She seems to have stopped mumbling and speaking in a higher pitch through her nose. Maybe the junk food keep was a compromise?

Co-sign so hard. If my 20s and early 30s were reported to the world constantly, well... I wouldn’t have made it much past 21, really.

I’ve always wanted to kinda pull Lilo (and BritBrit back in the dark days) aside and just let her vent safely without fear of being sold out and maybe be the true female friend that she has probably never had. She sure as shit didn’t grow up with the protection and security parents are supposed to give their kids.

I really fear we’re going to wind up with Trump because of those people.

I hope it’s iced!

I like to drop that little tidbit when I’m in a place that’s really crowded with elderly people. Nothing can possibly be worse than my ex’s O-face, so this game always gives me great entertainment. My friends are cringing like mad and I’m just there laughing at them, while crying on the inside that I have seen the…

I dunno, that’s at least handy for pub trivia.

I like to plant this one: look around you and imagine everyone’s orgasm face.

Lots of soft filters and professional photo editors.

I think UO also got caught a while back doing the same thing. (I know Anthropologie has.) So I’m glad they’re doing it now, but I wonder how much of it was because they got flack for stealing previously?

It does. I had one for a while. The coffee was never strong enough (even on the “espresso blast” size and made with several pods). It also wasn’t ever very good. Pfff. I stopped using it and when I went to test it to give away, it was dead. I didn’t shed even one tear.

I was actually thinking that. I’d kiss her. He’s lazy.

And Valtrex!

Come sit by me. I have alcohol and snacks.

“A full coverage concoction of tequila and ambien.”

Amen. I saw a meme soon after I read it that said something like “When I finished Allegiant, I had to go watch Titanic to cheer myself up.”

You’re forgetting the power of the silent letter. Her name could be Kjane. Kstacy. Kmelinda. Krobin. Kwilma. Kbeatrice.

If you’d like to look like a denim sausage, by all means, go ahead.

One of Bethenny Frankel’s assistants left her years ago to work with my friend in New York. It was several years ago and I don’t want to give any details that would reveal Former Assistant; however, FA did tell stories that made me wonder how BF managed to function on a daily basis without killing herself in a freak…