Music festivals hold no fashion rules whatsoever. Rompers welcome.

Vacation— you do you.

I’ll cosign this.

I think it’s weird to have to get practically naked to pee. Much like people who take off all of their clothes to poop. (They exist. I know more than one. I tried it once to see what it was all about. It’s all about them being very odd.)

I think rompers should be outlawed once you’re over the age of 5.

I wore them under dresses at Austin City Limits all 3 days last year. You might not think Austin in October is that hot, but it usually tops out in the high 90s, low 100s every year. I was totally comfortable the whole time, with very minimal swamping (and that could have been due to the rest of me sweating, rather…

You are my hero!

Wicking are totally worth it. I live in Houston, which is Swamp Ass personified. I love them. I mean, when it’s over 100 with ridiculous humidity, you’ll have some swampage anyway, but the wicking really helps.

Gor under $25, you can Amazon Prime a pair to try ‘em out. I get the biggest size and they’ve lasted me through my largest periods with ease.

I’m not as concerned with the bumps; again, not being a small person, the bumps are THERE. I’m not fooling anyone. I’d err towards no—they aren’t ultra tight like Spanx. The wicking ones have a wider waist band than the regular ones and I find that the wider band negates any creation of muffin top. The regular ones,…

The thigh bands are called Bandalettes. (You can also get them on Amazon.)

Worth noting that they added a bunch of shows to the list today, including a slew of other cities (that are not Dallas).

They want all of Texas to travel to Dallas. Fucking Dallas. For a lackluster, undersold show of someone I wouldn’t probably bother to use the freebie to see if they were in the apartment next-fucking-door.

Also, how does the 2020 expiration work with the rolling out of shows through May 2017?

I feel like Ticketbastard…

omg, THANK YOU.

If you use your phone to keep your memories of seeing Chris Brown and Jason Derulo, might I suggest you have more than one problem on your hands?

Noooooooo!!!! The Way Station MUST be protected!!! I’m not even a big Doctor Who fan, but I will cut someone if WS gets squeezed out.

This. I will not choose between Kim and Taylor. I choose to be irritated by them equally. I’d fling them off the cliff together, not one by one.

I’d be totally fine if it were Michelle Williams. I’d like it to be Michelle Williams. I like her. Make it be HER!

Ditto. I’m perpetually single because ... well, I don’t want to compromise. I don’t live well with people. I like me. I think I’m The One.

Absolutely. The whole time I was reading this, I just wanted to be holding her hand.