Okay, mine wasn’t technically 1,000,000 years ago, but it was damn close. Like, Lire and tons of Pompeii not yet discovered (and no ropes or barriers to any of it) ago.

I had cantaloupe gelato once. I would give a kidney to find it again. It was absolutely orgasmic. And I’m not really into cantaloupe that much. (I’m a watermelon gal.)

I’m so glad I’m not the only one! I feel dirty. But it’s so true.

I love the idea of it, but I can’t do the sticky tape on my stuff.

My day is complete. COMPLETE, I tell you!

I openly and frequently compare him to Hitler. And I’m also terrified.

Yup. I’m someone who’s paying $350/mo for healthcare and can’t afford to use it due to ridiculous copays, deductibles, and “we ain’t payin’ for that” statements. So I’m just paying off the healthcare mafia monthly.

Perfectly said. I cried when my first friend had the first kid in my circle. I was happy for her, yes, but it was also a “well, there goes that” cry. (That said, the friendship is different, but not bad-different by any means.)

Yeah, that’s why being an aunt/uncle is awesome. All the kids, none of the anvil chained to your body forever and ever amen.

I’ve never wanted kids. (I’m a woman; I love being an aunt because I can give them back when they make too much noise or start to smell funny.) People kept telling me I would change my mind; even the doc I asked to sterilize me Essure coils when I was 36. He refused but it turned out I needed a hysterectomy anyway, so…

Beignets. And yes, they’re amazing. Just don’t wear black when you visit. Trust me on that.

Four Brooklyn venues cancelled gigs for her band scheduled for this upcoming weekend, citing her “character” reference for Turner. I’m sure her sisters/bandmates are pissed at her for being responsible for the loss of the gigs, exposure, money. I say: Good. Fuck this fuckity fuck.

This this this this! I went out and bought a second one in case they stop making it.

This this this this! I went out and bought a second one in case they stop making it.

Having had friends who worked at Yelp (and yes, the horror stories and extortion are true, according to them), you can probably get your account back if you contact them, reviews and all.

It makes me miss her old teeth.

True story. Though it’s fine if you buy bulk cheap-regs to make oil/butter and want to keep a supply for later batches.

True story. Though it’s fine if you buy bulk cheap-regs to make oil/butter and want to keep a supply for later…

THANK YOU!

We don’t.

Can we use this comment as a sub-headline or something, please?

That was my first thought too. The smell. Oh god, the smell.