panhandlinpaul
panhandlinpaul
panhandlinpaul

They’re entertainers whose job is to perform the public. This is what they do and they are paid handsomely to do it.

Orioles aren’t even from Baltimore. They summer there, and hateful Marylanders assume they’re from they’re from Bawlmer, hon, and just vacation in the tropics. Sorry Tommy from Towson, other other way round. 

It was very hard to see that there was any contact at all. They lucked the fuck out.

If they had lost that celebration scandal would’ve been all we talked about until the USMNT did something even more spectacularly stupid.

Deadspin is a big enough deal. If they could comment they would. The litigation means they can’t.

Sure, don’t hold back and act like as much of an asshole as you can. That’ll help the sport. People like to watch that. 

It’s one thing to run up the score - they’re all adults and playing in the big show where goal differential could matter, but the raucous celebrations after goal #5 were really classless. They don’t have to apologize for doing their jobs but they didn’t need to rub it in.

They all show the content at a much higher level than anyone could imagine for the vast majority of television history and they almost all are far higher quality than anyone needs to enjoy television.

They all show the content at a much higher level than anyone could imagine for the vast majority of television

well, he didn’t get the penalty right away, and all of the-people-who-know-things said it was dubious he would get it, until he did get it. And that’s when he seemed like he started pushing again.

Based on the way things went, that was the end of Hamilton’s real push. I don’t know if it was because of the move, but it was a turning point. 

If the stewards were on Instagram, making up hashtags about how the haters are just saying this because they’re jealous I’d agree with you.

With the caveat that I’m relatively new to following F1 and don’t really understand the rules, or what a recovery is SUPPOSED to look like, on first viewing, it looked a lot like he caught himself, and made a quick jerk to make sure Hamilton couldn’t come by.

I missed a Southwest flight because I overslept and they charged me $25 and I arrived at my final destination an hour earlier than I would have on my original flight.

Boy this is stupid.

I’ve definitely never heard it. Maybe I have, but I have no idea what it is. Never listened to a Beatles album.

I drove to Florida with my dad when I was six, and he had an atlas with coupons in it for Days Inns... That’s how we decided where to stay. If the Days Inn at an exit was full, we’d get back on the highway and drive until we saw the next one. One night we couldnt’ find any and we stayed in a really strange motel with

“willing sex workers” or “couldn’t prove it”