panhandlinpaul
panhandlinpaul
panhandlinpaul

People are already going to punish Ford in the upcoming election, because he’s completely bungled the pandemic response in Ontario. He’s is afraid of telling his base to stop their whining & go home, because he’s got an election coming up in a few months. That’s why he let this go on for two weeks already. The only

I’m past tow trucks and in favor of bulldozers now.

Or this.

In Toronto there is a tow truck turf war. Shootings, murders and tow trucks being burned to the ground at 3am. Hmm... come to think of it, YEAH - send in the tow trucks!

Or just, like, the keys to the pickup trucks after you arrest the yokel who parked it.

*Sees someone slam into a rock wall and flip over*
“YES! Very nice!!”

What is wrong with people?

Your grandma sounds like a badass.

What are you doing in your life that’s so important you have to weasel out of jury duty? It’s actually pretty fun, even the boring cases. The bad part is sitting around waiting for them to bring you in for selection. Show me how to get out of that. Oh wait, they addressed that, now you just call in the night before.

I like my car. I like being alive much more.  So much so, that I’d be willing to give up my car in an attempt to stay alive.  Of course, it’s not a 100% success rate, but if I’m dead, what good is my car to me anyways?

He wouldn’t be talking about his “choices” if he had a medical reason.

it doesnt help traffic at all. the only thing that does is eliminating stops. 190 in central tx went from 2 lanes to 3 and rush hour lasted just as long. then they built a loop around copperas cove and you can barely tell when people get off work. they also changed the exits from ft hood and made the exits turn into

You’re like that guy at the party carefully drawing out the differences between psychobilly and horror punk. he is speaking to no one.

Beat the SUV craze by a generation. 

You must mean the most important vehicle in the Back to the Future franchise. The producers spent three entire films of a movie franchise focusing on a time travelling Delorean, and totally missed the star of the show.

a device named after cuckolding and that does... something indiscernible no one can figure out.”

raise nearly $172,000 on crowdfunding site Indiegogo”

That’s what it does.  That’s all it does.

Jesus, what an amazing gift.

I didn’t personally know anyone who had had a severe case until this summer, which was when I was least expecting it. My father (without any evidence like positive test results or antibody tests to back it up) stupidly assumed that he MIGHT have had a mild case earlier on during the pandemic that gave him some

2 dead plus others sick in my family, but it was pre-vaccine. One died from something ‘non-emergency’ related but couldn’t get a hospital bed back in November because the hospitals weren’t taking ‘non-emergency’ patients. If I had a vax-denier in my extended family at this point, I would lovingly slap their pus into

Idiotically, the “vaccine hasn’t been tested enough” people are afraid of vaccines that were tested on like 40k people (now hundreds of millions have taken it with no ill effect), yet the original (retracted) Andrew Wakefield study claimed 8 of 12 kids got autism from the MMR vaccine. A sample size of 12! 12! And the

> In my eyes, a fear of needles would be a more credible reason for not getting the vaccine that this ridiculous idea that they’re “beta testing” it.

110% this. And I’m someone who has a severe fear of needles, to the point where the last time I had blood taken for lab tests, I involuntarily and unexpectedly vomited