What was your cardiologists interest in apnea?

Area Man Whose Job Depends On Him Denying Something, Denies It

Well, the times it was the worst I wasn’t old enough to make that decision, and as I got older it got less worse. Now it’s like a bad stomach ache and goes away pretty quickly. For the longest time everyone, including doctors, would tell me that it was silly, but I see now it’s an accepted thing. 

I have been diagnosed with chronic reoccurring appendicitis. It started when I was about 12 — every so often, I would get almost all of the symptoms of appendicitis, and I’d be taken to the emergency room and there would always be something not quite right. White blood count not quite high enough, etc. So they’d never…

I think the Ricketts are gross, but I can’t imagine having to defend all of my father’s private rantings. 

Are we talking about his kids with Gisele or the one he abandoned to marry Gisele? 

Who says Americans don’t have egg cups? Some of us even have soft-boiled egg top removers that slice it perfectly.

At the table?

Micro-machines!

Yeah, but the less we hear about him, the better. Who cares? He’s a has-been. 

Because he’s a known cheater.

Let’s see them do it in Saudi Arabia. 

Says the guy who assumes that every bumper sticker is a slight meant for him:

Well, they’re topless, so they’ve got to be painted with something. Why not zebras and tigers?

If there was a serious market for goat meat, goat farmers would pay municipalities to clear the land.

Dunno if it’d fly in Greece, but in the US MTV’s corporate lawyers would explain that it’s just a scripted television show, with situations contrived entirely for the purpose of creating drama and editing drastically altering the narrative. Which may very well be true. 

He’s not wrong about it giving people you might not like an outsized amount of control over you, but I bet the antichrist can find out where you are and what you’re afraid of without using a smartphone. 

It’s the same thing as every other type of HD — no one actually had a problem viewing anything on their television before.

You had to work too hard for that.

It would be an acceptable excuse. The Sochi Olympics were fucked up enough —it was nice to not have to deal with sending our USMNT there last summer.