A blinded hipster, and nothing of value was lost.

That is why its safer to experiment with things easier to pull out from, like rubber tires, inflatable rafts and horses.

The size of my bank account seems to be of more interest to many women than the size of my schlong. There has to be a graph somewhere as to how the minimum acceptable penis size correlates to the penis owner's annual salary. ie. You make $200k/yr? 4.5" is just fine baby. You have a 13.5" horsecock but no job? That's…

I'm a feminist erotic filmmaker and writer. I've been doing this since 2000 but it feels like censorship has really increased in the last couple of years as corporations have consolidated their control of the largest sites. This article asks WHY everyone is so against sexual content and nobody ever gives a reason.

After…

I'm a feminist erotic filmmaker and writer. I've been doing this since 2000 but it feels like censorship has really increased in the last couple of years as corporations have consolidated their control of the largest sites. This article asks WHY everyone is so against sexual content and nobody ever gives a reason.

After…

Hi! I'm not from kotaku but I don't see the big deal. I play male and female char interchangeably. In fact I'm playing the entire mass effect series right now as a female lead.

Ex-Kotaku journalist here and also a female that plays video games.

Ever since the female Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect trilogy was created, there is no longer an excuse for it. I've been PC gaming since 1994, and she is the most iconic bad ass hero in gaming.

I don't get why they don't just do character creation. Whatever. I'll be over here, playing the shit out of the next Saints Row game.

Don't get it, if Lena Dunham can get celebrated on this site for getting millions for writing about her first world white girl problems what's wrong about this woman espousing her views on marriage.

People will pay to hunt deer, bow hunting and trapping work pretty well in controlled urban environments, this would yield profit for the city, a solving of the overpopulation problem and one less whore pill article on Jez, all things would be right with the world.

C'mon, is any cat in history THIS cute? I mean, seriously. Now who's smarter, huh? OK, probably still cat people with their fancy degrees. But still.

I'm tired of the blatant anti-dog bias on this site!

DEAL WITH IT, LINDY

Yeah this kind of fear monger belong over at Gawker or Jezebel. An image of ray gun or an x ray machine would have been more appropriate.

Well said. If all men fit Jezebelian standards there would be no one to fix their cars, fight their wars or put out their fires because their version of a man is a prancing, squealing 80-pound lady-boy who jumps on a chair at the sight of a insect in their urban loft-style penthouse. Ironically, no one will be left to…

Welcome to Jezebel, where men only rape. Unless you wear makeup and act like a woman, then you're deemed worthy. Otherwise, you're just a raping evil maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Here here.

Okay I don't know who you've been talking to, but a small penis is a DEALBREAKER. I have dated men who I really liked on all levels and wanted it to work, but their dick was too small and they went directly to the friend zone, do not pass go, do not collect $200. No chance with me if your dick cannot make my vagina…

I am the rare woman who gives two shits about penis size. Some penises just don't do it for me. And won't. And can't.