No Avril...this is Rock N Roll.

IT'S SO JARRING. And their expressions are all this weird combination of bored/devious/come-hither. The only thought process that could reasonably lead to that look is "Welp, nothin' to do tonight, guess I'll fuck this random guy then steal his wallet when he passes out."

Not punk. Not rock n roll. Not ever.

"Still" implies that Avril Lavigne was EVER rock 'n' roll.

It's insane. I mean, those lips - ugh. How did anyone think that Bratz dolls are something little girls should be playing with?

*le sigh*

England is not America. We do things differently here.

Jesus, I guess whenever I saw Bratz dolls before, I was distracted by all their elaborate outfits/hairdos/accessories/backdrops/whatever. Seeing them "naked" now? HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO PORNY. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MAKEUP.

Poison Ivy has never had to let anyone know she was still rock and roll.

Anyone who was married to a member of Nickelback must relinquish all claims to rocking.

Zach Braff really needs to shut up. Not now. He needs to shut up 3 years ago.

Right. At a certain point you have to go for the nuclear option. Otherwise, this guy would have just kept slithering around, demanding her attention.

Even if you fully felt justified in your anger at the author of this piece, YOUR language is so bloody offensive and entitled, I don't possibly see how you walk through the world without people calling you out on it. lol

Maria, you clearly don't know how to dine out, so maybe don't... No matter how tempting a Groupon might make an out-of-your league dining experience seem. The rules have changed. Servers are paid below minimum wage, yet have to pay taxes assuming they're being tipped at least 15%. It would be great if tipping were…

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

You are really just a full of shit cheapskate. But you know that already, don't you?

We're all thanking you though for proving to the world that yes, you really are a dick. Cheers again!

Doesn't matter if you are unhappy with the service, writing that someone is retarded and leaving it in their place of business is unnecessary. Next time pick a different word and don't be an asshole.

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.

Oh, you are the cutest little troll.

"Sorry they're only admitting family"