I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PHONE haha

Distraction for her partner the pickpocket who was working the company-lunch table.

Unless you can't afford a new one and/or just lost all your contacts, pictures, etc.

That's Dame "National Treasure" to you ;)

[ugh, not worth it]

Let's go ahead and just admit that this sounds a lot more like a misplaced post from /r/thathappened

Between this and the double dick guy, I've already had my fill of shittily written fiction for the day. Seriously people, take some fucking writing classes. Give yourself SOME character flaws.

I couldn't follow a word of this. I began to try again, and then realized I don't care.

She never had a phone...

Counterpoint: you're not paying for it twice. These kickstarters always include a copy of the album (unless you're donating like $0.01 or something). Also labels are an organized force for bastardizing music and forcing artists to compromise in ways they hope will attract more radio air play and appeal to idiots,…

Ya seriously. We need Nightmare Phone Girl part 2

The suspense on what happened to that phone is killing me!

If you visited the Kickstarter page, you'd see the rewards are pretty reasonable. For $15 you get the digital album, which is basically what you would pay for a new release on iTunes anyways. So instead of paying into the Kickstarter and then buying the album, you're basically pre-purchasing the album with that money…

Or left it at home in a pre-drunken stupor.

Please tell me Nightmare Phone Girl just left it in her pocket or something...

Imma go out on a limb and say it's nobody's business but his.

Holy shit, I thought that was just a really good joke. Apparently "reimagined as Stephanie Beacham from Dynasty" was meant 100 percent literally.

Thank you! Here's an otter for your troubles.

And, apparently, they used a picture of Stephanie Beacham for their transphobic hack job. Damn you, InTouch. Not only are you assholes but you dared to touch the sacred ground that is Dynasty.