Please. If a sister were to show up with ombré waves, word would spread like wildfire and they'd be social pariahs for the rest of the year. You don't want your sisters to be pariahs, do you?

I think it's great that this sorority is doing its best to overcome the stereotypes of such organizations being image-driven and materialistic.

I never understand the "only colors found in nature" rule. Green is a color found all over nature. Flowers can be blue and pink and purple. Technically every color I've ever dyed my hair is found in nature.

I grew up in the UK, but I work in finance so most of our staff is foreign, and lots of Americans come here to work in the City (and vice-versa, lots of Brits go to Wall Street). It never fails to amuse me when people put that they were a member of Sigma Epsilon Alpha or whatever on their CV (Résumé). I was a member…

Contacts are also like ten times as much effort as glasses, even for people that can wear them. Most people only have so much time and energy in their life to devote to cosmetic matters.

It's not uncommon for higher year sorority/frat members to literally get lower ranked people to do their busywork for them, including research, note-taking, references and so on, which is the bulk of essay writing.

Some of the dumbest, most vapid and vain women I've known were in sororities.

Ugh, yes. Or the 90's makeover where she takes off her glasses and pulls down her ponytail to suddenly become a model.

FUCK YEAH GLASSES. I like being able to take them off whenever I don't want to see the world in so much horrible detail, okay?

It's "U"SC, also known as the University of Second Choice, or the University for Spoiled Children. So, no, it's not a University as you understand the term.

I have had the same rants. I LOVE my glasses. I don't think I look good without them, and I do not want to wear contacts. I don't want fucking contacts!!!!!!! I don't need your goddamn lasik!!!

Hate to break it to you, but a lot of them get your class info from former sisters (and brothers). Old quizzes, exams, notes, etc. All kept on file for future reference. I'd ace the class too if I had all your old exams.

There is a super frustrating trope about women going without their glasses for the sake of beauty. They'd rather be half blind than unattractive. "I may be walking into things but at least I'm pretty!"

I had THE RAGE reading that part.

I mean, I have to agree with her that Spanx are pretty amazing.

This color is not found in nature. Her "sisters" are going to have to drag her to a salon even if it makes them all late for class.

To be totally honest though I would join the emo sorority. All those girls to teach you how to paint your nails perfectly black without flooding your cuticles, and how to perfect your side-bang. This is the kind of info I need.

Can we talk about spanx? I don't wear them because aint nobody got time for that. But a friend of mine went through a spanx craze, only to abandon them, because she felt that they squished her body fat in such a way that she looked weirdly tube-like. She called it the 'german sausage' effect. And after she pointed…

If they have 15 hour days available in college to recruit, then academics are not difficult enough.