Get that paycheck, Cheryl!

"Not at all. Not at all [for me.]"

Many, many things seem fake about it.

Okay but this last message makes me think he is totally just fucking with her now. Right? I'm mighty suspicious of this.

He stalked her on Google+ and actually found information/posts. Of course it's fake.

Earlier this week, at my dentist's office, another patient was saying things basically exactly like this to the hygienist. Then he asked if he could have his next appointment on Valentine's Day so he could "romance" her afterwards and she was polite but clearly not interested. It quickly evolved into her talking about…

I don't know...something about this screams fake to me.

How was Selma nominated for Best Picture but not Best Director, Cinematography, Screenplay?

There is literally nothing else to say.

This is garbage.

Yes, everyone loves Nintendo, that's why we're commenting on an article complaining about their screw-up.

The most offensive part of all this is that it's powered by a Proprietary Plug instead of just USB. If it was just USB it'd make sense, but it's not. It's some crap you have to buy from Nintendo for $12-25 depending on where you live and it's a part that costs them probably less than $2 to manufacture. It's not a cost…

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

They are never getting another pizza again.

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Don't bite the hand that brings pizza to your lazy ass.