Tom Green is the Kwisatz Haderach, and modern meme culture is his unstoppable Fremen jihad that threatens to destroy us all. I am fairly certain that this metaphor is 100% accurate.

• “I love the Matt Fraction-inspired title sequences that start and end these episodes.” Matt was the writer, these are David Aja inspired.

Don't worry, folks. There's a good chance Barsanti's take on this is just as wrong as his take on, well, everything.

I hate to be one of those whiney “why don’t AVC cover my show?” people, but... Why the f is there never coverage, even the briefest mention, of Doom Patrol? It’s so good! I missed it when it was first releasing somewhere obscure that I don’t get, but once it merged in the big HBO package, it became a lot more…

Get bent, Paramount. Martin Short is the only Clifford we need.

AV Club has always had kind of a too cool for school hipster mentality, but I think that as they’ve aged, it’s soured and become a bit noxious. As you say, disdainful. Like a high school kid bent on edginess, everything has to be held at arm’s length now, lest you be seen liking something. I really miss Emily VanDerWer…

I want them to do “Toys In The Attic”

I have so many things to say about this final season of Lucifer that I can’t (at least, right now) say. But please know it’s a fitting end, and I have loved being able to review every previous season (for the most part) of the series. I’m sorry that I couldn’t review this final season, but I’m very happy it’s preair…

Haha I’m now imagining all the various stupid ways Strange loses the uses of his hands.

“I thought Christmas comes once a year."

Forget it, ArgentoKaos, it’s ForgetChinatownTown.

The stand is having staffing issues, though. “Ever since the Snap, people just don’t want to work anymore” say the owners. The idea of paying higher wages hasn’t occurred to them.

Oh how the hell am I unable to turn down the sound on that site

Yeah, I’m sorry. You’re wrong.

It’s more that the *way* Pratt’s flaws are dealt with — kept minor and offscreen, as if showing them directly would be too upsetting — that reminded me of several Christian movies I’ve seen. There are plenty of movies where the lead doesn’t have to redeem himself at all, and I agree that’s a different thing. In this…

The reason it took two years is because they had to fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to have the new season mixed professionally.

A motorcycle with no motor or wheels and an I Think You Should Leave date announcement on it?

My biggest problem with this whole Matthew Perry deal is it distracts us from making fun of David Schwimmer.

Yeah, I really don’t understand how many “Army of the Dead is pretty good” takes I’ve seen. It was a mostly workmanlike rip-off of better movies marred by weird camera choices, giant plot holes, and unthinking nihilism. Critics seem bizarrely invested in excusing his mediocrity.