You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Well if she’s so great why haven’t I seen her video on MTV?

My read on Lavinia is that she is a commentary (on what I won’t say because it would derail my comment). Where she and Lord Massen differ is that he, representing the established patriarchy, rightly sees the Touched as a threat. He therefore wishes to destroy them. Lavinia is his opposition in the sense that she sees…

As a sidenote, I was really confused by the fight between Lucy and True, to the degree that I need to check that did I miss something. So Lucy breaks everything she touches, which was seen at the start of it and was a threat before True swept her to the ground. Howeer, then True decides to mount Lucy, which was really…

Season 1 of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and most of Season 2, was truly abysmal writing that never would have survived today to become such a classic.

I used to be a barista, and I can’t believe how far the show has come in all this time!

Yikes, what a mess this show turned out to be.

That’s nothing! Paul WS Anderson has nothing scheduled for release this year, and his last movie was crap! Your move, Paul Thomas Anderson!

you guys are doing the internet wrong. you’re supposed to be cussing at each other.

“Let’s talk about how Zack Snyder’s Justice League compares to the Joss Whedon version.”

“Morrissey’s a xenophobic has-been.” Damn Gen-Z smartass, how dare he...make that totally accurate statement.

Now it’s Winnipeg.

Hmmm, maybe you’re right. What about “Waiting for Picardot"?

I’ve always felt the DNA tests for humans were sketchy. But the ones for dogs are totally legit.

For me, the best part wasn’t even the Christoph Waltz headshot, but the fact that Surefire Intelligence’s ‘Tel Aviv Station Chief’ was an Israeli supermodel. Was this really a political smear job, or a backdoor pilot for a reboot of late ‘90s Pamela Anderson show VIP? And which would be more monstrous?

In order to capitalize on this trend of horror films revolving around being utterly silent, or covering one’s eyes to survive, I would like to announce my new horror film, a world where only those without their olfactory sense are safe from being driven mad by a mysterious odor that permeates the world.  I call it…

No, if it was written by Dave Eggers, it would be called They Shall Know Us by Birds Of Prey: The Autobiography of One Harleen Quinzel: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.

Snyder’s Watchmen is a very strange beast. The whole thing reads: serviceable; but randomly peppered with disparate flashes of brilliance and of shocking ineptitude. I’m pretty sure the pitch meeting went like: “What if michael bay and terrence malick fucked each other?”

I kind of think the “interminable character work” you are referring to could also be called “the show you were watching”? Henry Czerny was the obvious red herring of the series, the obvious alternate choice. Lynch is not southern gothic, it was a lot more like Chan-wook Park’s “Stoker” knocking off “We Have Always…

I hope that this brief statement from Brian Herbert is his only involvement in the film, and he must stay 100 miles from the production at all times.