I really enjoyed Moon. On the other hand, there's not much rewatch value.

Then you need to do a better job of distracting them with your many and obvious charms.

I'm pretty sure he's talking about Dushku.

He looks like he stumbled into a Parliament Funkadelic concert c. 1975.

Me too (I didn't realize I was echoing XKCD, though).

This list does not match my opinion exactly. Therefore I hate it and discount it completely.

This will be the conclusion of the most epic story ever told about a guy who dresses up like a bat.

He said "I'm coughing Ritalin." Clear as day.

Someone needs to recut this trailer in the style of My Dinner With Andre.

Really? Thanks for letting us know.

I hate to tell you this, but Whedon co-wrote Avengers.

Hold on, you're forgetting... no wait. Yes, Melancholia was the worst.

Because I'm a bad person who wishes ill on innocent Colin Farrell movies? Yeah, let's go with that.

I predict that Total Recall will suffer a deserving defeat, and Prometheus will bomb unjustly. TR just has that aura of indifference and failure about it. I'm betting that Prometheus will take in modest to respectable returns, but people will nonetheless believe it to be a flop because it didn't draw in whatever…

I imagine the Before Watchmen artists have heard plenty already on the subject.

Time travel: the ultimate outsourcing.

Space Vegemite.

I have one piece of advice: do not go back and read Murakami's early novels after 1Q84, as I did. The weakness of the latter book infects his old novels and makes them seem less substantial. You start to notice the prurience of the narrators and the overlong explanations of ideas that don't really mean much. In other…

For some reason I want to see this trailer redone with the cast of Community.

Two words: Greek chorus. Problem solved. Let's hope no one minds the people in robes walking around behind Jennifer Lawrence for the whole film.