Man, this movie just smells like Awful. Waves of Awful offgassing from its rancid surface, pouring to the ground in thick bilious witch-clouds of Awful. A toxic dry-ice machine of Awful with the head of Zack Snyder impaled on its dreadful nozzle.

I pick the one that you can watch in Canada.

THE SKYNET OF GENITALS.

I think that V-shaped lightning bolt formation at her crotch carries some additional meaning, if you catch my drift. And I think you do.

Because the title "Crazy Fight Whores" didn't test well.

This looks like a spinoff of the aesthetics from Watchmen. It's like Snyder had a bunch of designs and concept art that he couldn't bear to leave behind.

Maybe they exploded the sun.

I didn't even think of the intro credits. Now I'm excited.

Right on! More Cthulhu porn. Not to mention Alan Moore's latest comic.

That line at the end of Fringe was just over the line. It's like they're slowly chipping away at the goodwill they started building midway through season two.

I liked Cloverfield plenty.

This week on V: insufficient mineral levels in someone's blood. Next week: stay tuned for the freakiest centrifuge you've ever seen.

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If only the priest had had a gun - that would have been rad. But most of the time he just stood around and looked kind of sad.

"Oh yeah, I've been to that Fortress of Solitude. I've been to that."

I hope the time travel element in Fringe turns out to be something relevant to the major storyline and not just a metaphorically convenient freak-of-the-week plot. Bell: "I'm running out of time, Peter. Don't you think it's odd that the case we just solved is about someone who travels through... time?" Peter: "Shut…

That was not what I expected. But I do know that Gunn should have directed Limitless as well.

"Well, it looks like we patched up the bleeding. We think Tyler's gonna be OH GOD THEY'RE RIPPING HIS THROAT OUT AGAIN AND WILL YOU STOP MATING WITH THEM YOU SHIT HEAD".

Erica, Landry and Hobbes! Man, this thing just writes itself.

Don't forget the exciting Fifth Column Follies part of the episode, in which Erica and her pals pull a plan out of their butts that fails completely. They should have a sitcom spinoff where they're all plumbers, and they destroy every house they're hired to work on.