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Y'all need some West Coast in your lives. C'mon out!

Classic immature crab. Get it together lil' buddy.

Not to fear. Crabs are very friendly.

I see what ya did there

You mean even women who are very accomplished are judged more on their looks than on their accomplishments?

#DownThere

Those are some Jon Snow-level sad puppy eyes in that first photo. Damn.

Now that's how you apologize for being an idiot.

Oh, and don't freak when it goes on looking way dark. It will be fine when rinsed!

Burnt sienna rarely works on anyone!

Did you know the internet is just one big lie? A hoax. A fraud. A scam, I tell ya! You've probably suspected this,

YES.

If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

Easy. Zero.

Moron keeps making moronic decisions.

Very fair assessment, considering literally everything she said and did in the time I met her the fact I still was up for banging at the start (I even got her off first with my fingers because I tried to not be an asshole) tells you what a lowlife I am ha.

Dating: No matter what I can't shake the feeling I'm doing it wrong.